Slalom


1. (v) it’s like t bagging in the snow.

2. (v) frozen sploshing.
“hey adam! it’s snowing! perfect weather to stay indoors and slalom.”

he’s a great slalomer.
two men lay down on a bed and a woman grabs each of their erect poles and works them like she’s about to earn a gold medal at the next winter games alpine event. (a double hand job.)
we were all drunk at cindy’s the other night and after she went down on bob she worked on her slalom’s with us.
a s-xual position where the male partner is lying flat on the ground, p-n-s erect, and the female is riding the throbbing sausage like a skier, by means of squatting up and down with d-ld-s in each hand.
miley cyrus totally just slalomed that 8th grader. its on ef-ked.com!

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