Slam Ball
a form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk
“dude, i got a mini trampoline so we can play slam ball on carlos’s court”
“yeah…carlos died”
“sounds like an open court to me.”
the meatb-lls provided by most school cafeterias or any other eatery that is usually cheap, dirty, and/or served by filthy individuals. slamb-lls typically are made up of one key ingredient, grade z ground beef and are somehow satisfyingly tasty even though the consequences of the slamball are usually not worth it. should usually be p-ssed on but often is not.
sally: “let’s go make out after 6th period lunch!?!?”
me: “normally i would babe, but they are serving slamball hoagies today. i know once i’m done eating i’ll need to drop a hammer in the bathroom. can i get a raincheck on that?”
the slamming of the male reproductive glands against the forehead of an unsuspecting or sleeping victim.
collin p-ssed out after drinking only three zima’s, so cody woke him up with a slamball.
an easy girl to f-ck. s-x is presumed to be as rough and bouncy as the alternative sport of the same name.
– who was that slam ball i saw you with?
– oh, just some slooter.
the name of a really cr-ppy “sport” that imitates basketball but b-st-rdizes it by adding props such as trampolines and is played by a bunch of unathletic hispanics.
pedro and juwon won the slamball game 2-1.
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