a large, obtuse female that loves all three holes stuffed.
briana’s name tag at lowe’s says: hi i’m briana the slamhog, i iove stuffing my fat suck hole at the buffet and in the bed.
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an indiscriminately promiscuous woman.
i thought my friends were nice girls, but after spending a few nights in their company at the night club, i discovered that they are in fact filthy slam hogs.
a girl that sleeps around alot. a well known sl-t.
that girl was with twelve guys just this month, she is such a slamhog.
a slamhog is an extremly ugly and overwheight female that is picked up in a club or bar.
usually an easy target, slamhogs are used as a last resort to having s-x that night.
slamhoggen – the act of looking for a slamhog.
i was out drinking last night and the only thing i was able pull was a slamhog. i’m going to the clinic today to check for diseases.
a brutal chick that you f-ck just to improve your skills/ do something rediculous to her. you often catch sh-t about it the next day and occasionaly question your decision.
man that chick was such a slam hog.
a slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. often the next morning said male will claim that he was “taking one for the team” when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. he will then swear his friends to secrecy.
g-ddam patrick! there was no need to hit that slam hog last night … we’re on ratio island – there are hotties everywhere!
a woman, mainly a gross and disgusting, who is gang banged often by her “guy friends” solely just for the purpose of them getting off. more times then not she thinks they are actually attracted to her and they actually want more then just to get off. usually during the act she is moaning (squealing) and sweating profusely, stinking up the entire area.this woman can usually also be called a bush hog.
when the 5 of them walked in with skylar we immediately all nodded in agreement that she was their slam hog and would indeed be bending over for each and everyone of them later tonight.
even worse than a slampig.
hun after sleeping with 10 of my friend u are upgranded from a slmpig to a slamhog.
a chick you secretly want but won’t admit to her or your friends so you make fun of her. stfu sk-nk, but please don’t really go away, i need you. 167 more definitions how to ska sk-nk… in cartoon form derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-cl-ss status, poor hygiene, […]
the rapid collaboration of scientific data, under extreme pretences and or life threatening situations. often attributed to senile old men in particularly disadvantageous occasions that frequently yell, ‘good news everyone..’ hubert farnsworth: ‘ i’m sciencing as fast as i can’ ‘my -ss is on fire, and i’m handling volatile chemicals, probably should be sciencing a […]
a grotesque and hairy humanoid b-tch sharing many characteristics of a female sasquatch(bigfoot). the sasqcrotch can reach heights of 5’5″ and weigh more than 380lb. briana’s morbidly obese body is covered with tangled, mange infected hair. note, the v-g-n-l region may be infested with parasites and forgotten snacks that were stored inside. hide your snack […]
meaning that something is a mix of very irritation and the worst sh-t in the whole world. the day was træls because of the rain. vejret er træls på grund af regnen.
- turtle boxing
when one flips a small boat onto a dug trench for the purpose of hot boxing the newly created airpocket. did u hear he’s turtleboxing that boat with his mates. 3 more definitions the act of a man having s-x with a woman’s bosoms. synonyms – “t-t f-cking” i loved turtle boxing her big bazoons. […]