slam pig
a girl that is such a sl-t and has been f-cked so many times, that most men realize she has some kind of venereal diease and decide not to go near her
the b-tch is such a slam pig, i’m not going near her she’ll give me siphilis or something
a fat drunken wh-r-, m-ffin tops leaking over her belt, t-tties falling out of her shirt, who loves to get plowed. the type of girl you who makes you throw up in your mouth when you realize where you stuck your d-ck the night before.
check out smoltz and that slam pig – she’s dying for some c-ck and he’s clearly sh-tfaced enough to give it to her.
a girl who is about average looking that likes to have random s-xual encounters with many guys when she gets drunk. she loves to hook up, give bl-wj-bs, and essentially get railed. this type of girl is every guy’s perfect woman because she won’t constantly call you, and won’t blow your spot. directions for using a slam pig: talk to her, smash that -ss, and kick her out. she’ll love it.
that slam pig will bang anyone.
a female who loves to have s-x; under 13, they are called slampiglets
my girlfriend is quite a slampig.
a female with a healthy s-xual appet-te, a wh-r-, a sl-t.
that slam pig gave vd to every guy on campus!
a female you use just for s-xual activities and thinks she is worth more than that.
female: so are we going to hang out today?
male: am i gonna get some?
female: i have my period
male: sorry i have something i need to do today.
female: so are we going to hang out today?
male: am i gonna get some?
female: ok.
male: ok come over.
an unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure in that fact. the more p-n-s’ taken, the more satisfied this species becomes. between a slam pigs legs is an excelent place to find a plethora of std’s.
“there goes johanna with another shady looking guy.”
“yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night.”
“what a nasty slam pig”
“it’s not her fault it’s in every slam pigs genes”
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