slam pole
similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn’t date or marry, but would f-ck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like f-cking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transs-xual individuals.
girl, i’m bout to hit up my slam pole, i need some d-ck tonight!
i feel that!
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