slamstick
the tubelike object that hangs between a man’s thighs. also known as a p-n-s.
i gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.
a girl under or around 100lbs that is constantly being railed out. she doesn’t care how large or how small the guy is, but she is a straight twig. she consumes minimum calories a day to keep her ribs from sticking out. these girls party hard and can make the bed rock. they are easily identified by their incredibly small -ss to breast ratio.
“that girl is a twig, what a slam stick”
“no one likes slam pigs, i would much rather a slam stick.”
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