slang turd


a bullsh-t attempt to make up slang words and try to sound cool. this phenomena occurs primarily when intoxicated.
sarah:oh, baby that girl is phat. she is so fly!
{laughs to herself in a drunken snicker}

sarah: you like my use of slang t-rds?

allegra: did you just say “slang t-rd”?

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