slang-vention
to invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don’t know the “real” meaning.
person a: i don’t know if she’s gay or bi, but she’s definatly a carpetbagger.
person b: dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
person a: it’s… someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers…
person b: only in your slang-ventioned version.
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