slang whore
anyone who uses slang on a regular basis to cover up the fact that they are really just uneducated trash!
also, anyone who thinks that talking in slang makes them cool, while totally ignoring the fact that they are futureless drains on society!
question: how does one know if they are a slang wh-r-?
answer: if you use more slang words than you can name states…. your a slang wh-r-! (now get back in line for your governmnet cheese!)
if you stopped acting like a slang wh-r- you might attract girls/guys who not only respect themselves, but will respect you too! (think about it!)
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