Slanty Eyed Bastard
1. describing anyone from asia who has small slanted eyes. typically scene driving honda civics, acuras, or toyotas
2. the short yellow people from asia who are good at math, science, and ping-pong
bob: “that slanty eyed b-st-rd has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile”
tom: it’s not the ch-nks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss”
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