Slap Face
1) oppiste of kick -ss
2) short for “slap in the face”
guy 1: that girl just turned me down cuz she heard i had a small package.
guy 2: dude, that is slap face.
rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face
he’s not drunk, he just has slap-face
a new olympic sport. invented by jim halpert, it is a two player game. player one starts by slapping player two. make it, take it. the first player to reach eleven points wins. dwight schrute is a naturally talented at this sport. as seen in the office.
bro! do you wanna go play some slapface later?
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