Slap n’ Laugh
– to casually go up to a random person and slap them, then to accuse them of something completely ridiculous and later laugh hysterically by yourself like a psycho
– also known as slauphs
” i just accused a guy of impregnating me, in front of his girlfriend! ahhh… i love slap n’ laughs!”
- Master gave Dobby a sock
when you’ve been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. you are free. master can represent professors or bosses, and dobby represents the overworked person talking. the phrase is from chamber of secrets by jk rowling. chris: are you done cl-sses today? trudy: yeah, i’m free. master gave dobby […]
a stupid, fake g-d that one believes in when under the influence of a large amount of crack cocaine doomeetar berbatov
an internet wallpaper used for the explicit purpose of masturbation this new jessica alba mastipaper is making it easy to rub one out before i play wow.
noun. used to pertain to an ultimately ugly individual man1: hey man, who’s that new girl in our chemistry cl-ss? man2: i don’t care who she is dude. she’s a major tsopangga.
it is a constellation named after dorky. it is the center of the universe, and is very bright and pretty. there, a little left of the pole star, you can spot the dorkius.