Slap The Ham
telling like it is.
it’s slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.
jamie thought his soup was lovely, but nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
1. to m-st-rb-t- nonstop for hours upon end.
2. to look at p-rnogrophy continually for hours while insert a male’s finger into his own -n-s over and over, until it bleeds.
danny likes to slap the ham.
did you hear that will slapped the ham yesterday?
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