slap the titty


a game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as franzia.

during a turn, the partic-p-nt must slap the “t-tty,” (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

variations include: changes in who holds the t-tty, who pours the t-tty, and whether or not the partic-p-nt literally sucks the t-tty.

points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

in the end it’s less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
“let’s slap the t-tty!”
…”you have a drinking problem.”

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