Slap you with a day old biscuit
when you have been p-ssed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.
don’t say nuthin to me. you were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. i will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to b-tter their m-ffin
don’t talk to me today after what you did, i’ll slap you with a day old biscuit!
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