Smash Schedule
the time between meeting a girl and when you engage in s-xual intercourse with her.
guy 1: i really want to get with this girl
guy 2: yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she’s out of the picture.
guy 1: i want to! it’s in my smash schedule!
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