Slap your McMuffin


a straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one’s v-g-n-.
person 1: i’m going to slap your mcm-ffin!
person 2: h-ll, you could eat my mcm-ffin.
person 1: ummmm…. a’ight.
person 2: tonight. my apartment. 10 o’ clock.
person 1: sweet.

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