slapcock
a person unable to grasp basic social graces.
my g-d, that kid is such a slapc-ck. someone needs to c-ckslap him.
1980s. derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. commonly used in school showers and changing areas. often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.
“slapc-ck!”
“aaaah!”
a person who needs their c-ck to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or c-cky.
amanda: man, he is such a slapc-ck.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.
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