slapjacking
to jack off slowly not with the purpose of -j-c-l-t-ng but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.
shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. she never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.
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