slapnutz
n. a game in which the players attempt to catch each other by surprise by utilizing the back of the hand to strike each other in the scr-t-m.
official rules of the game require players to verbalize the word “slapnutz” before making physical contact with other player’s scr-t-m thereby giving notice, albeit short, of the intent to strike.
often played at parties or other social gatherings and is especially embarr-ssing when played in the company a young lady that one of the players is attempting to tap.
mark tagged in to the game of slapnutz, so his junk is fair game. he is such a tool bag.
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