Slapologize


to apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
ben: sorry i slept with your wife, bill, but h-ll i’m not the only one…
bill: no need to slapologize!

dude 1: you owe me an apology.
dude 2: man i’m sorry i slashed your tyres, but let’s face it you were being a total -sshole.
dude 1: that’s more of a slapology.

Read Also:

  • choderiffic

    something having the qualities of a chode, like a f-ggot but chody stvalentine in khaz modan is choderiffic

  • slapped by the rainbow

    it is when you j-zz in your hand and grab a hand full of skittles n slap someone in the face with it my girl friend was “slapped by the rainbow” last night whiloe we were having s-x

  • Slavespot

    according to “the magician’s apprentice”, it is a std or term for std. -hey do you have a slavespot? -wow, so many slavespots are known now a days.

  • slarg-un-slarg

    an insult said to pikeys (usually russian pikeys) slarg-un-slarg is thought of as a cr-p city were every1 kills an rapes each other an every1 is on drugs!. “yo d-ck ‘ed” “shut up, go back to slarg-un-slarg you pikey”

  • fobber

    a fobber is a fob fan that likes to rock out to their music. person 1: oh so do you like fall out boy then? person 2: z0mg ! i’m a total fobber ! a soldier serving with the united states military in a combat zone who never goes outside the gate of their post […]


Disclaimer: Slapologize definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.