Slapping Ham


the loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style v-g-n-l or -n-l s-x with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and b-ttocks. the sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
after hiking her -ss up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, carl hit his girlfriend’s meaty, hamhock -ss with a feverous pounding. the sounds of slapping ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. he gave himself a quick dry rub and w-nked himself back to sleep.

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