when i opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.
- sliding in the dms
when a f-ckboy messages you on twitter trying to get some have i told you about that guy that was sliding in the dms yesterday?
- sloppy journalism
to furiously -j-c-l-t- all over your notes for cl-ss and still hand it in. sp-nk and all. man my professor was being such a herb about how the format had to be. instead i gave him some sloppy journalism. see how he likes that.
- Slinky Ass
when a girls -ss is so disgustingly saggy that every step she takes her -ss resembles a slinky falling down the stairs. joe: i dare you to slap her -ss michael: ew i wouldnt ever go near that slinky -ss
- South Dakota Stack-job
“when six dudes are banging one chick, but only one d-ck is in the chick. resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead.” -the south dakota stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper mid-west. it was discovered when a group of grateful dead fans (aka “dead heads”) got […]
when having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished. my girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.