Slapping the Cactus
(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.
a phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a -facepalm- only it is worse. it is also the more exciting subst-tute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
“sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night – she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down – thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka”
sam: “come on man, you have to admit, shelby is pretty hott”
tim: “dude, stop slapping the cactus – she looks like a mule”
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