slappuccino


a term describing the act of having s-x at a coffee shop, specifically in a starbucks bathroom. similar to the mile high club where people engage in secret s-x at public places.

the term was coined in response to a 2010 incident where a minnesota woman stumbled upon a naked couple having s-x in an unlocked starbucks bathroom.
we’re hoping to squeeze in a quick slappuccino with our lattes on the way to work.

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