the act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion
hey man! i spent all last night partic-p-ting in slapsturbation to wonderful p-rnography, and now my p-n-s is shaped like a question mark!

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    1. sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. they easily scare, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers. “man, what took you so long to get here?” “sorry, i got stuck behind a couple of slowbi wan ken-bis on the highway.”

  • slumfest

    to stay in bed all day, and have a slumber fest. staying in your pajamas all day, cuddling, watching netflix, and sleeping in bed. i stayed in bed all day and didn’t bother to do anything because i was having a total slumfest.

  • soupy sales

    when one consumes a food that results in the individual’s abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use. d-mn, i don’t know what i ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.

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