slaptop
slang for a laptop computer with h-lla good slaps on it. this is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. slaps+laptop=slaptop
lets put on some music!
sure, let me hook up my slaptop
a laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching p-rn.
ooh d-mn, money shot is coming up. i’m ready! go away mom, i’m busy! wireless rules..
noun
a car with no roof and a bald person driving it.
woman 1: hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
woman 2: oh no – not another slaptop.
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