Slarmin’ Hard


to do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of dr. who, eat m-ssive amounts of chicken w-ngs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.
i’m sorry i couldn’t make it to your bar mitzvah, timmy, i was too busy slarmin’ hard.

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