slassisut
a submissive sl-t who does it all in bed, is subservient, super hot, doesn’t care that you’re married, and has an awesome down-to-earth personality. outside of the bedroom, she’s very cl-ssy and intelligent and someone you can easily be friends with. inside the bedroom, she’ll do her best to please her daddy.
as nick was showering, beatrice was preparing to send him off with a sandwich and juicebox. when nick came out of the shower and saw his sl-t waiting with a smile and his food, he thought to himself, “d-mn, i’m one lucky motherf-cker. she sucked my c-ck, licked my -ss, got on all fours for me to f-ck her, hung out with me afterwards, and now cooked for me…and she’s f-cking hot! she’s not just some sl-t. she’s a sl-ssisut!”
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