slastered


getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. it almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the mason dixon line.
dude; i was slastered last night.

other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

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