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• pornie

  1. one who is, or has been, involved in p-rnographic films or tv shows 1. i divorced my wife because i found out she was a dirty p-rnie.

• energy policy

  any policy amending section 210 of purpa and requiring utilities to net meter from renewable energy sources (preferably biom-ss and solar) at the retail purchase rate. farmers like the new energy policy because it allows them to make money by inputting power into the grid. rps is not an energy policy

• douscheberry pie

  (n.) one acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree. he stole my hat, so i told him he was a douscheberry pie.

• pornisma

  an exceptional amount of s-xual charisma. this may apply to p-rn stars or regular people, but they better be d-mn s-xy (and funny doesn’t hurt either). while watching a bad p-rno be saved by the landmark performance of a particular actor, my friend ted said, “wow! he has… p-rnisma!”

• Kezele

  to brutally abuse a innocent friend, repeatedly and painfully, for no reason, using j-panese moves, and still remain friends afterwards. he just did a kezele to that poor little boy named shawn!

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