Slava Slav
a slang term for the black men who independently work the club bathrooms, offering hand soap and miniature bottles of cologne they probably robbed from a white man. if, under the disguise of a handshake, you p-ss him a $20 bill, you earn the right to call him “slava slav” for the rest of the night. the only right way to pr-nounce it is to yell it off key much like public enemy member “flava flav” does at the end of every “flavor of love”.
please note: this may not work with all black bathroom attendants. in some cases, depending on location, you may be stabbed or gang raped in stall # 2.
darnell: hold up buddy, ring in the new year with some clean hands!
me: slava slav!!!!!!!!!!
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