slaviation
flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.
captain crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the c-ckpit for another flight. this was no longer fun or profitable. in fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn’t really getting done. he decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. the “slaviation” industry had broken his will to resist. the plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.
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