slavic timebomb
the term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
dude, i want to marry that russian chick, shes so hot.
no dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
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