slawstrophobia
the completely rational fear of cole slaw. the sincere belief that the combination of shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise is the product of sinister forces.
aunt: “would you like to try some of my cole slaw?”
me: “no thank you. i suffer from slawstrophobia”
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