Slay Eye
an eye that diverges in attraction. a slay eye is formally called tailbismus. a slay eye (tailbismus) can be due to; lack of tail for weeks, when a fine girl crosses your path, or when you drink the juices of a panamanian prost-tute. the danger of the condition is that the brain comes in time to rely more on multiple v-g-n-s more than one and that part of the brain circuitry connected to the less-favored v-g-n- fails to develop properly, leading to amblyopia (blindness) in that eye. in extreme cases of slay eye the blood vessels can scar the eyeball in a retinal -j-c-l-t–n.
i was minding my own business walking down 6th avenue and this global 9 crossed my path and gave me slay eye. ever since then i’m been trying to strike everything.
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