sleazeburger
a hamburger that’s been pimped out by every condiment and topping you could imagine, so much so, that you can barely wrap your mouth around it.
cheese, bbq sauce, onoin rings, avacado, jalepenos, mushrooms, bacon, chilis…..
“dude, i’ve been on a diet for 2 weeks. i can’t wait to get out and wrap my lips around a sleazeburger and wash it down with a beer. i’m gonna feel like a sl-t by the time i’m done with that burger.”
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