sledge hammer crotch


when you f-ck a guy whose d-ck is so big it hurts like h-ll the next couple days.
i’m calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. she has to understand
the soreness one feels in their v-g-n- the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
i can barely walk this morning because i have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

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