sleep assault
when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in s-xual activites
“dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep -ssaulted me, it was totally hot”
when youre partner(another boy or girl, can be gay or strait) falls asleep, but you can have s-xual intercourse with them. only works if the one doing action is a boy.
last night i was super h-rny, so before linda fell asleep she said i could sleep -ssault.
a s-xual fetish involving the fantasy of performing s-xual acts on or with a person while they are asleep. the reverse fantasy is of having someone perform s-xual acts on or with you while you are asleep.
i would love it if my husband would sleep -ssault me.
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