sleep boner
sleep b-n-rs are the weirdest thing ever. they occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
person one: -wakes up and yawns- man, i got some good rest…-sproing- well..you’re a bit early eh? man, sleep b-n-rs suck.
person one’s gf: josh, who the h-ll are you talking to?
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