sleep-facebooking
when you get on facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don’t remember it later on in the day
person 1: wait, i don’t remember putting this status up here…
person 2: were you sleep-facebooking again??
facebooking while you are partially asleep.
dude i was sleepfacebooking early in the morning… god knows wat i typed…. i am sure it was all barf!!
when your facebook status message says “is sleeping.”
if amy’s facebook status says, “amy is sleeping,” amy must have been sleep-facebooking.
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