Sleepy Fat
when you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.
man i wish i wish had a crowbar to smash this m-th-f-cken sleepy fat down!
honey can you just touch it for a bit? i could could break a window with this!
(in a taxi) mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?
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