Sleep Farming
(1) the phenomonian in which the urban farmer partic-p-tes in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.
or
(2) a farmville-induced coma.
(1) example:
cr-p! last night i must’ve accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! now i have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!
(2) example:
phone rings.
person 1: hey, tim can you get that? i’m in the middle of a report.
tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)
person 1: tim? …what’s wrong with tim?
person 2: oh, tim? he’s not gonna get that phone. he’s sleep farming.
person 1: what’s that?
person 2: you know, a farmville-coma
person 1: ooohhhh… i guess i’ll get the phone then.
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