sleep machine
1. (n., archaic) a synonym for a white-noise generator.
2. (n.) a sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke–ss twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. i can only sleep when you’re gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, rico.
2. well, it’s 5 am and i’ve done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until i fall unconscious.
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