Sleep Revelation
that one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know everything. you literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.
-person 1’s bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.-
person 2: uh…
person 1: shut up! i’ve finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn’t be answered, i know everything, man, you might as well send for the police!!!
person 2: wha–…
person 1: shut up!!! what comes after death? what’s out there in sp-ce or the ocean? what happens when we use our brains to their full potential? what’s the meaning of life? well i’ll tell you! i’ll tell you everythin–…
-person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.-
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