Sleep Stoned
when you have hardly had any sleep and you feel weird and say a bunch bizarre things and laugh about stupid sh-t. you seem high, but really you’re only sleep deprived.
person 1: morgan’s acting really weird!! is she high or something!
person 2: no man, she was up late studying for a test, she’s just sleepstoned
when one’s actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.
dave: why is doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?
tom: don’t mind him, he’s sleep stoned.
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