sleepcaking
sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. warning signs are, but are not limited to:
cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there
frosting on pillow
excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet
sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it
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