sleeperm
to awaken in the morning only to find your hair abnormally curly- as if the midnight barber has visited and administered an unwanted perm.
‘hey ollie, nice sleeperm you’ve got there, tell me who did it and i’ll sort ’em out for ya’
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when something inside of a roll shoots out on to the outside of your mouth i was eating a pizza roll but when i bit in to it lava shot me on my chin and it burned
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receiving oral pleasure whilst sailing the high seas – f-ll-t–cean having your c-ck sucked or your p-ssy tongue banged.. while out in the ocean – f-ll-t–cean bill gates took melinda out on his yacht for a dinner of caviar, and later some f-ll-t–cean.
- tweedbag
1: noun: co-rs- hand-spun wool, in a bag. 2: adj: dull, uninteresting; flaky. similar to, “what a loser!” “way to answer your phone you f-cking tweedbag, i called like 4 times…” “look at this guy with his stupid peta shirt, what a tweedbag..”
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to be tired; worn out; not quite exhausted but getting there. i’m really tweers today; a:how are you? b:tweers, and you? 3 more definitions add your own a term used to label a h-m-s-xual with bread did you see rob making out with that guy in the bakery, he is such a tweer a slang […]