sleeping bag
at the end of masturbating instead of -j-c-l-t-ng after -rg-sm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and -j-c-l-t- into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.
i did a sleeping-bag last night it’s convenient
a variation of the tea bag. the difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. the sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.
man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.
when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.
i was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.
referring to an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.
“so we were going to go camping right? and he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and i decided i didn’t want to pitch a tent with him anymore”
a less explicit way of saying condoms.
“hey, tina, can i borrow a couple sleeping bags? its gonna be a good night ;)”
when a man, after a rigorous regimen of scr-t-m stretching, takes his elongated scr-t-m and rolls it up and places it into the -n-s of a woman during coitus. akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.
after i spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, i went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.
a code word for condom, especially when referring to a s-xual occasion.
bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.
when one sleeps on their t-st-cl-s in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.
last time i had sleeping bag, i could barely get out of bed!
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