sneaky pete
occurring when a man, lacking in fort-tude, continually spends time with a woman already part of a committed relationship without letting his true intentions be known, hoping that the woman will leave her current significant other, allowing the man to swoop in.
nick: hey, did you hear that russell is doing the ol’ sneaky pete?
aaron: oh, that’s dirty!
in pool or billiards, a “hustler’s cue.” a well-designed cue that looks like a well-worn house cue.
after the hot chick took my money shooting pool, i noticed the old cue she was using was actually a ‘sneaky pete’!
cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as mad dog, night train, and thunderbird. winos often “fortify” wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.
but you take that sneaky pete 1 stuff they’re drinkin’ nowadays. that’s wors’n anything! nah …. i would’n touch’a stuff! that sneaky pete drives a man crazy! and it ain’t nothin’ but cheap wine! that’s all it is! you know that guy, crazy mike, who’s always comin’in here makin’ trouble? he got that way drinkin’ that sneaky pete stuff! i won’t touch it. i wouldn’t touch it if you give me all’uh money in the world! i wouldn’t touch a drop of it! no sir!
when you start and finish s-x with your partner while they remain asleep.
she was completely out cold last night so i was able to give her the old sneaky pete
while making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses m-th–f-ckin fingers to make sure shes clean..
i did the sneaky-pete on mel and d-mn near lost my lunch!!!
the combination of a bottle of liquor and a paper bag used to conceal the bottle. since a paper bag covering a bottle has become synonomous with alcohol, concealment is rarely achieved
guy 1: man i could use some hard liquor right now
guy 2: good news. i brought a sneaky pete
during s-x the pinky finger goes in a girls -ss without them knowing.
e: last night i gave my girlfriend the old sneaky pete
p: that is so wicked
banging a chick from behind and you slide a finger in her but.
“last night i was banging your sister and i gave her the sneaky pete”
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